They don't last for long
Men are like bananas
The more they get old, the less they are hard
Men are like the weather
You can't do anything to change them
Men are like coffee
The best ones are hot, strong and keep you up all the night
Men are like computers
Hard to understand and always without memory
Men are like publicity
Never believe a word they say
Men are like bank accounts
Without money, they don't generate any interest
Men are like pop-corn
They satisfy just for a bit
Men are like a blizzard
We never know when it comes, how many centimetres they will give and how long it will last
Men are like photocopiers
They are just useful for reproduction
Men are like parking places
All the good ones are busy, the other ones are for the disabled
